ms crankypants

I received an invoice yesterday for services I don’t remember being rendered:

So many places I could go with that, but I’ll try to stay restrained.
Crank-o-meter: confuzzled

June 1st, 2010 | Tags: crimes against language | Category: crimes against language | Comments (9)

Now that even holding a mobile phone in your hand while driving is a sin, it’s become remarkably thrilling, especially when there’s such easy quarry to photograph while waiting at lights. This advertising sign was plastered on the van in front of me.

Crank-o-meter: your laying had better be good

February 13th, 2010 | Tags: crimes against language, general delusions | Category: crimes against language, general delusions | Comments (5)

I went to the second interview this morning to be eyeballed by the director. I wasn’t entirely amused that my meeting was at 9.00am and he hadn’t rocked up for work at that stage, so I was bored but harried that I had a job to return to and he hadn’t settled in or had [...]

May 11th, 2009 | Tags: crimes against language, work | Category: crimes against language, work | Comments (7)