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No idea about cause and effect (and a funny cop)

I’ll start with the droll police officer before touching lightly on the fuckwittery of some people. A news article this week in Sydney featured hoon drivers having their confiscated cars returned early, simply by having their mothers pretend the supercharged boganmobiles belong to them.
Mumsy faces court, tells a sob story of hardship without ‘her’ [...]

Some things I will never fathom

I made the mistake of reading a news story today about someone who broke into an outback zoo, raided animals’ enclosures and fed the following to a crocodile: a turtle, four blue tongue lizards, two bearded dragons, two thorny devil lizards and a six-foot-long goanna.
This, apparently, wasn’t enough and he was captured on video footage [...]