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Thai flowers, my arse

I was going to write a serious piece about the sad necessity that zoos have increasingly greater responsibilities as cataloguers and maintainers of the world’s animal species, BUT I’M OBSESSED WITH THE BABY ELEPHANT AT MELBOURNE ZOO!

I just want to scoop all 110+ kilograms of her up in my arms, steal her away into my [...]

The youf of today, I’m saluting you

I went on a little road trip yesterday to the Gippsland area to have dinner with a friend. I got lost. Instead of going right, left, straight, right, left and straight during the daylight to get onto the longest and best-signposted road in our country, I ended up two hours later in the dark on [...]