Self esteem
Hey, just as a quick aside as part of researching this entry, it was my two-year blogiversay in January and I didn’t realise! I’m off for a slice of flourless, chocolate-less, sugarless, everything-less chocolate cake to celebrate.
I was in my web site admin thingy yesterday to work out when my hosting fees were due as I had a creeping feeling that I owed someone money but couldn’t pinpoint where or for what. In fishing around my site admin, I found my statistics for February so far — check out the only search terms that have directed here:
Three years of Pink Ink and two years of crankypants have amounted to being known for a single blog entry on peddlers of plastic trees to pierce fucking cocktail onions and someone who thinks gout is a physical and sexual entity. A bottle of gin and I will be taking a nap.
Crank-o-meter: eeeeeeeeppppppppppppp
February 3rd, 2010 at 7:08 pm
Someone really likes Penny Miller.
And I think gout porn is a niche market.
February 3rd, 2010 at 8:31 pm
Teehee Happy anniversary - hope you enjoy the ingredient-less cake!
February 3rd, 2010 at 10:05 pm
I have a bad image of gout porn now….though, FC, you are right a niche market…
Happy Anniversary nonetheless, search terms are overrated.
February 3rd, 2010 at 11:12 pm
ha ha ha ha my stats are so boring in comparison. Yours made me laugh heartily, which is a good thing no matter how creepy that one entry is.
February 4th, 2010 at 9:30 am
Ooooh, Foodycat, it could be a niche market. I can just picture the opening scene of a man gently running his finger along the swollen gouty finger of a porn starlet, and her doing the fake porny moaning, YES YES YES OOOH YEAHHHHH! Excuse me, I need to throw up now.
Thanks, Jazz. I ended up raiding the Dutch liquorice which is so far removed from cake it’s not funny!
HH, I’ll offer you a subsidised rate when the Gout for Grown-ups channel is streaming live on the web and perhaps you’ll change your mind :-).
Fen, yeah I thought ‘anyone do Penny Miller’ was pretty creepy, too ;-). I thought it was a porny reference as well until I realised you were probably talking about the gout thing *laughs*.
February 4th, 2010 at 9:53 pm
lol
February 5th, 2010 at 12:06 am
I’m sure we could do something about that (the stats, not the porny gout thing).
February 5th, 2010 at 6:50 am
Was it you, comrade, who entered that search term???
I know you really mean the porny gout thing, lila :-).
February 6th, 2010 at 7:34 am
It would be typical of me to mis-spell goat.
February 6th, 2010 at 3:09 pm
comrade, I’m not sure whether to throw up or to piss my pants laughing — what a stunning and wicked comment!
February 9th, 2010 at 10:26 pm
i am naughty
February 10th, 2010 at 8:38 pm
just letting you know the following search phrase has come up in my analytics:
“women with two vaginas”
Now I don’t quite know how or why this leads people to my blog, but it makes me feel all kinds of uneasy and flabbergasted. LMAO!!!
February 10th, 2010 at 10:36 pm
Fen, do u feel fortunate to have only 1 (I’m making an assumption here) or like you’re missing out?
February 11th, 2010 at 12:43 am
I’m fascinated. What sort of widget must I put on my blog to find out what leads people to me?
February 11th, 2010 at 6:10 am
After the health problems you’ve had, Fen, I believe the *last* thing you’d want on this earth is TWO vaginas! I saw some close-up photos of an hermaphrodite once (don’t ask how) but not someone with two vaginas …
Do you have a control panel for your blogspot when you log in? It might have a panel somewhere that tells you the day’s search terms.
February 11th, 2010 at 1:27 pm
Foodycat I use google analytics for my stuff, it’s truly fascinating.
Nicole yeah I’ve had my share of those problems and I am very glad I’ve only got one vagina, if I had two I’d donate one to charity!
Comrade, definitely not missing out, though kinda fascinated…